What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 09:32

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why are white women so overly emotional?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.